How long has it been since someone touched part of you other than your body? Laurel Hoodwrit (via aurelle)
pucker up bitches!
- Application: What is your desired major?
- Me: Marrying rich
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
Beer tank. TFM.
gtfo i love this country
weightlesslives:This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read everPosting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.
- mad: i need a drink
- sad: i need a drink
- happy: i need a drink
- confused: i need a drink
- drunk: i need another drink